TODAY

Soup & Dessert Supper: The Ladies Bible Study Group will be serving soup and dessert immediately after morning service. Suggested donation: $5 for adults/$2 for children 12 and under. The money will help us attend the Women of Faith women’s convention this summer. Thanks for your support.
Music Practice: Wednesday Night at 5:30pm
Women’s Bible Study: Tonight at 6pm

Men’s Darts: Thursday at 6:30pm. This will be the last one for this year.
Great Opportunity for the Men: Honor Bound Men’s Summit. March 14 & 15 in Millersburg. Cost is $25 if paid by March 2nd; $30 after that. A poster is up in the Walnut Street foyer with more information or see Joe Hoover.
Spring Ahead: It’s time to turn your clocks ahead an hour. Don’t forget. Next Saturday, March 8.
Communion Service: Next Sunday we will be taking communion together. Please don’t allow your child to participate if they are too young to understand what they are doing. Thanks.
Congratulations to AJ Williams and Brea Miller who will be united in marriage this summer on June 14.
Congratulations to Cheryl Matthews and Walt Osborne who will be united in marriage this summer on July 25.
Congratulations to Dean Richard and Wendy Miskimens who will be united in marriage this fall on September 27.
Congratulations to James and Jennifer Green who will be adding a new member to their happy little family in about 8 months
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists' holiday!'

The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'

The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!

Come on downstairs after service to join us for some soup and dessert. The fellowship will be so good. The food will be ok too. Donations will be accepted