Sep 2006
September 24, 2006
24/09/06 22:57
There will be no Sunday evening services until
further notice. Pray for your Pastor’s strength
to return.
Prayer Requests:
1. Brandon Williams – that he be ushered into heaven
2. Abigail Bell – cancer
3. Roy & Karen – newly weds; God to be in the midst of their marriage
HellStop: Cornerstone Full Gospel Church will have HellStop once again this year. HellStop is an outdoor, anti-drinking & driving docudrama, with a Gospel message at the end. The dates and times for this year’s event are: October 13th, 14th, 20th, 21st, 27th, and 28th. Tickets go on sale at 6:00pm – 11:00pm with the groups starting their journey at 7:00pm. There is indoor waiting with games and a concession stand for your enjoyment while you wait. The cost is $5 per person or $4 for groups of 20 or more. Does anybody want to try to go down as a group? (This takes place in Duncan Falls). Due to the graphic reality that is portrayed, ages 11 and under must be accompanied by their parents/guardian. A sign-up sheet is on the back radiator. Please sign up if you think you would like to car pool down. Thanks.
Secret Sisters: It is time to sign up for the next 3 months. The paper is on the table. Wednesday night will be the deadline. So don’t forget to sign up!!
Baby Dedication: Brylie Jane Smith will be dedicated to the Lord this morning. We pray that Brylie will be a woman of God and will be raised in the fear and admonition of the Lord. May she be blessed of God.
One day, a man went to visit a church. He got there early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up and the driver got out and said, “I always park there! You took my place!" The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down. A young lady from the church approached him and stated, "That's my seat! You took my place!" The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing. After Sunday School, the visitor went into the Chapel for Sacrament and sat down. Another member walked up to him and said, "That's where I always sit! You took my place!" The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment, but still He said nothing. Later, as the congregation was praying for Christ to dwell among them, the visitor stood up, and his appearance began to change. Horrible scars became visible on his hands and on his sandaled feet. Someone from the congregation noticed him and called out, "What happened to you?" The visitor replied, as his hat became a crown of thorns, and a tear fell from his eye, "I took your place."
Your church is clean compliments of Cindy Coakley and kids.
Happy Birthday:
Today: Sue Richardson (Sis. Cindy’s Mom)
Wednesday: Makenzie Mullins
Friday: Tod Darner
Happy Anniversary
Monday: Pastor Jim & Robin
Wednesday: Dave & Cindy Coakley
Sis. Brandy Mullins will be your nursery attendant this morning.
Jim Gross thank you for the life that you’ve given me. I would like to publicly proclaim - I LOVE YOU!!!!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prayer Requests:
1. Brandon Williams – that he be ushered into heaven
2. Abigail Bell – cancer
3. Roy & Karen – newly weds; God to be in the midst of their marriage
HellStop: Cornerstone Full Gospel Church will have HellStop once again this year. HellStop is an outdoor, anti-drinking & driving docudrama, with a Gospel message at the end. The dates and times for this year’s event are: October 13th, 14th, 20th, 21st, 27th, and 28th. Tickets go on sale at 6:00pm – 11:00pm with the groups starting their journey at 7:00pm. There is indoor waiting with games and a concession stand for your enjoyment while you wait. The cost is $5 per person or $4 for groups of 20 or more. Does anybody want to try to go down as a group? (This takes place in Duncan Falls). Due to the graphic reality that is portrayed, ages 11 and under must be accompanied by their parents/guardian. A sign-up sheet is on the back radiator. Please sign up if you think you would like to car pool down. Thanks.
Secret Sisters: It is time to sign up for the next 3 months. The paper is on the table. Wednesday night will be the deadline. So don’t forget to sign up!!
Baby Dedication: Brylie Jane Smith will be dedicated to the Lord this morning. We pray that Brylie will be a woman of God and will be raised in the fear and admonition of the Lord. May she be blessed of God.
One day, a man went to visit a church. He got there early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up and the driver got out and said, “I always park there! You took my place!" The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down. A young lady from the church approached him and stated, "That's my seat! You took my place!" The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing. After Sunday School, the visitor went into the Chapel for Sacrament and sat down. Another member walked up to him and said, "That's where I always sit! You took my place!" The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment, but still He said nothing. Later, as the congregation was praying for Christ to dwell among them, the visitor stood up, and his appearance began to change. Horrible scars became visible on his hands and on his sandaled feet. Someone from the congregation noticed him and called out, "What happened to you?" The visitor replied, as his hat became a crown of thorns, and a tear fell from his eye, "I took your place."
Your church is clean compliments of Cindy Coakley and kids.
Happy Birthday:
Today: Sue Richardson (Sis. Cindy’s Mom)
Wednesday: Makenzie Mullins
Friday: Tod Darner
Happy Anniversary
Monday: Pastor Jim & Robin
Wednesday: Dave & Cindy Coakley
Sis. Brandy Mullins will be your nursery attendant this morning.
Jim Gross thank you for the life that you’ve given me. I would like to publicly proclaim - I LOVE YOU!!!!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 17, 2006
17/09/06 00:21
I’ll never know how much it cost
To see my sin upon the cross
I’m crying at the feet of Jesus and I find my tears mixed with blood. His blood. If it were not for that blood flowing into a river of life, I would be a walking dead woman. No matter how I imagine what it was like for Him to be upon that cross, my imagination only takes me to a point and stops. You see, I’ve had boo-boos but I’ve never been tortured. I’ve been humiliated by the hurtful attitudes of those who were “better than me” but I’ve never been humiliated by crowds screaming hateful things at me. And I have never been forsaken by God my Father. How could I even live? I can only imagine how that felt and I cry. What kind of love is this?
I’m crying at the feet of Jesus and I find my tears mixed with joy. His joy. The joy that strengthens me when the going gets tough. The joy that assures me I can do all things. No matter what adversity comes my way and no matter what God asks of me, my heart swells with JOY to answer the call. I look at myself through His eyes and I wonder how. And then I cry at his feet with joy. What kind of love is this?
Sweet Jesus, I love you!
There will be no Sunday evening services until further notice. Pray for your Pastor’s strength to return.
Word Worship Center Fishing Derby Saturday, Sept 23, 10:00 to 12:00. Prizes & fun for everyone. Lake Park. For more info see Bro. John Eckelberry
Women of Witness: A pink newsletter is being passed out today to the women. I thought you might like to know a little bit about the ministry I am involved with and at times you help support. We have a fall Rally coming up this Saturday with a very special guest speaker. The newsletter is full of info so take one and read it over this afternoon. If you are interested in attending the Fall Rally let me know so we can sit together. There’s also a great recipe for a Pineapple Dream Cake you will want to try!
"I shall pass through this world but once. Therefore, any good that I can do or any kindness that I can show, let me do it now before the opportunity escapes, perhaps never to return causing me regrets. Allow me to live my life without regrets. Allow me to do all that I can for Jesus. There is Only One life, It will Soon be Past, Only what’s done for Jesus Christ will last. Life is like a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it one time
Prayer Requests:
1. Homer Mencer – Health
2. Chris Williams – needs God
3. Pat Cipar – Health
4. An end to domestic violence in Coshocton County
5. Your Pastors
Rather than taking up an offering, we provide a Tithe & Offering Basket on the left side of the altar and a Tithe & Offering Box at the back of the sanctuary on the radiator for your free will giving.
Whoever sows sparingly will reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously. Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. 2 Corinthians 9:6-7
Did you know it costs money to run a church? Let’s look at it for a minute. The rent is $800 per month so that we have a building to meet in. The electric has been between $170 and $220 per month so we can have lights, a sound system, instruments, fans, air conditioners and dehumidifiers. Telephone service (pastor’s cell & church phones) runs around $100 per month. Of course you realize the paper products you use don’t grow on trees. Then there are cleaning products, trash bags, paper, ink cartridges, blank tapes, curriculum, salt for icy steps, vacuum cleaners, vacuum bags…you get the picture.
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school each day,
Twasn't even in the rule.
He made the children laugh and play.
To Have a Lamb at School.
And then the rules all changed one day,
Illegal it became;
To bring the Lamb of God to school,
Or even speak his name.
Everyday got worse and worse,
And days turned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh.
We heard gun shots and tears.
What must we do to stop the crime,
That's in our schools today?
Let's let the Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray!
Author Unknown
To see my sin upon the cross
I’m crying at the feet of Jesus and I find my tears mixed with blood. His blood. If it were not for that blood flowing into a river of life, I would be a walking dead woman. No matter how I imagine what it was like for Him to be upon that cross, my imagination only takes me to a point and stops. You see, I’ve had boo-boos but I’ve never been tortured. I’ve been humiliated by the hurtful attitudes of those who were “better than me” but I’ve never been humiliated by crowds screaming hateful things at me. And I have never been forsaken by God my Father. How could I even live? I can only imagine how that felt and I cry. What kind of love is this?
I’m crying at the feet of Jesus and I find my tears mixed with joy. His joy. The joy that strengthens me when the going gets tough. The joy that assures me I can do all things. No matter what adversity comes my way and no matter what God asks of me, my heart swells with JOY to answer the call. I look at myself through His eyes and I wonder how. And then I cry at his feet with joy. What kind of love is this?
Sweet Jesus, I love you!
There will be no Sunday evening services until further notice. Pray for your Pastor’s strength to return.
Word Worship Center Fishing Derby Saturday, Sept 23, 10:00 to 12:00. Prizes & fun for everyone. Lake Park. For more info see Bro. John Eckelberry
Women of Witness: A pink newsletter is being passed out today to the women. I thought you might like to know a little bit about the ministry I am involved with and at times you help support. We have a fall Rally coming up this Saturday with a very special guest speaker. The newsletter is full of info so take one and read it over this afternoon. If you are interested in attending the Fall Rally let me know so we can sit together. There’s also a great recipe for a Pineapple Dream Cake you will want to try!
"I shall pass through this world but once. Therefore, any good that I can do or any kindness that I can show, let me do it now before the opportunity escapes, perhaps never to return causing me regrets. Allow me to live my life without regrets. Allow me to do all that I can for Jesus. There is Only One life, It will Soon be Past, Only what’s done for Jesus Christ will last. Life is like a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it one time
Prayer Requests:
1. Homer Mencer – Health
2. Chris Williams – needs God
3. Pat Cipar – Health
4. An end to domestic violence in Coshocton County
5. Your Pastors
Rather than taking up an offering, we provide a Tithe & Offering Basket on the left side of the altar and a Tithe & Offering Box at the back of the sanctuary on the radiator for your free will giving.
Whoever sows sparingly will reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously. Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. 2 Corinthians 9:6-7
Did you know it costs money to run a church? Let’s look at it for a minute. The rent is $800 per month so that we have a building to meet in. The electric has been between $170 and $220 per month so we can have lights, a sound system, instruments, fans, air conditioners and dehumidifiers. Telephone service (pastor’s cell & church phones) runs around $100 per month. Of course you realize the paper products you use don’t grow on trees. Then there are cleaning products, trash bags, paper, ink cartridges, blank tapes, curriculum, salt for icy steps, vacuum cleaners, vacuum bags…you get the picture.
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school each day,
Twasn't even in the rule.
He made the children laugh and play.
To Have a Lamb at School.
And then the rules all changed one day,
Illegal it became;
To bring the Lamb of God to school,
Or even speak his name.
Everyday got worse and worse,
And days turned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh.
We heard gun shots and tears.
What must we do to stop the crime,
That's in our schools today?
Let's let the Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray!
Author Unknown
September 10, 2006
10/09/06 23:12
Prayer Requests:
1. Homer Mencer – Needs prayer for his breathing
2. Judy Willett – Massive stroke; in a coma
3. Chris Williams – needs God
4. Pat Cipar - health
This will be the last Sunday that the VBS pictures will be shown in the “Welcome Center”. You are welcome to play/watch them before you go home.
There will be no Sunday evening services until further notice.
Vacation Bible School 2007: Thinking you might like to direct a VBS? See Robin to apply for the position. It’s not too early to think about it and have a year to mull ideas around in your head (This will be the final week for you to get in touch with me.)
Baptism: Those of you who were baptized please write down your full name (as it will be written on your certificate) and turn it in to Pastor or Robin.
Game Night Fellowship: Let’s get together for some fun. September 15 at 7pm, here at the church. Adults only. Bring something to eat and cards, board games, or whatever you like to play.
Word Worship Center Fishing Derby Saturday, Sept 23, 10:00 to 12:00. Prizes & fun for everyone. For more info see Bro. John Eckelberry
A big thank you to the two ladies who felt enough compassion for someone else’s needs that they donated so that the needs might be met. Last week one went to Salvation Army & bought some clothes and this week one donated enough $ to buy 4 pairs of school shoes. Bless you both! You are true women of witness!!
Happy Grandparents Day
These were taken from the pages written by 8-year-old children:
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.
A grandfather is a man grandmother.
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on "cracks."
Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?"
They don't say, "Hurry up."
1. Homer Mencer – Needs prayer for his breathing
2. Judy Willett – Massive stroke; in a coma
3. Chris Williams – needs God
4. Pat Cipar - health
This will be the last Sunday that the VBS pictures will be shown in the “Welcome Center”. You are welcome to play/watch them before you go home.
There will be no Sunday evening services until further notice.
Vacation Bible School 2007: Thinking you might like to direct a VBS? See Robin to apply for the position. It’s not too early to think about it and have a year to mull ideas around in your head (This will be the final week for you to get in touch with me.)
Baptism: Those of you who were baptized please write down your full name (as it will be written on your certificate) and turn it in to Pastor or Robin.
Game Night Fellowship: Let’s get together for some fun. September 15 at 7pm, here at the church. Adults only. Bring something to eat and cards, board games, or whatever you like to play.
Word Worship Center Fishing Derby Saturday, Sept 23, 10:00 to 12:00. Prizes & fun for everyone. For more info see Bro. John Eckelberry
A big thank you to the two ladies who felt enough compassion for someone else’s needs that they donated so that the needs might be met. Last week one went to Salvation Army & bought some clothes and this week one donated enough $ to buy 4 pairs of school shoes. Bless you both! You are true women of witness!!
Happy Grandparents Day
These were taken from the pages written by 8-year-old children:
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.
A grandfather is a man grandmother.
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on "cracks."
Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?"
They don't say, "Hurry up."
September 3,2006
03/09/06 09:04
Prayer Requests:
1. Doris Huston - health
2. Teresa Carpenter – safety while traveling
3. Homer Mencer – Needs prayer for his leg used for the heart surgery; irregular heart beat
4. Judy Willett – Massive stroke; in a coma
5. Steve Tidwell – salvation; needs a place to live
6. Nevaeh - health
7. Bart – had 6th surgery on his leg in 3 yrs due to blood clotting; married with 2 children; no income due to illness
There will be no Sunday evening services until further notice.
Vacation Bible School 2007: Thinking you might like to direct a VBS? See Robin to apply for the position. It’s not too early to think about it and have a year to mull ideas around in your head
Women of Witness Needs: Just thought I’d put the need out there in case someone could help. Right now the ministry has received quite a few requests for help with school clothes. I try to come up with at least one outfit per child if at all possible. So if you have something sitting in a closet or drawer that isn’t being worn, please consider donating it. This week I need boy’s size 10 pants and boy’s medium shirts. I also have 5 children in need of tennis shoes. M looking for $ to purchase a new pair for them (plan to buy cheapest I can find). Please let me know ASAP so that I can get them to these families quickly. Thanks. Robin
FIESTA!!!! On September 5 at 6:30pm we would like to invite everyone who worked this year’s VBS in some capacity to come for a Fiesta Celebration here at the church. No children please (if at all possible). We’ll have some good food and drink for you and would like to have your input on ideas for next year’s VBS. We need your impression of things you saw that worked well and those things that didn’t. This type of meeting is so important for the success of next year’s VBS. Please RSVP Robin (829-2601) so she knows how much food she needs. NO ONE HAS TOLD ME THEY WILL BE THERE.PERHAPS NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN HAVING FOOD? STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. Thanks.
Baptism: Those of you who were baptized last week please write down your full name (as it will be written on your certificate) and turn it in to Pastor or Robin. The fellowship was so good! We have the best church We enjoy your company so much!
Game Night Fellowship: Let’s get together for some fun. September 15 at 7pm, here at the church. Adults only. Bring something to eat and cards, board games, or whatever you like to play.
The Never Ending Battle
1. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream an Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “And as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
2. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And woman went from size 6 to 14.
3. So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
4. God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
5. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food”.
6. God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
7. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with n nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
8. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.
9. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs.
(From the Internet – Author Unknown)
1. Doris Huston - health
2. Teresa Carpenter – safety while traveling
3. Homer Mencer – Needs prayer for his leg used for the heart surgery; irregular heart beat
4. Judy Willett – Massive stroke; in a coma
5. Steve Tidwell – salvation; needs a place to live
6. Nevaeh - health
7. Bart – had 6th surgery on his leg in 3 yrs due to blood clotting; married with 2 children; no income due to illness
There will be no Sunday evening services until further notice.
Vacation Bible School 2007: Thinking you might like to direct a VBS? See Robin to apply for the position. It’s not too early to think about it and have a year to mull ideas around in your head
Women of Witness Needs: Just thought I’d put the need out there in case someone could help. Right now the ministry has received quite a few requests for help with school clothes. I try to come up with at least one outfit per child if at all possible. So if you have something sitting in a closet or drawer that isn’t being worn, please consider donating it. This week I need boy’s size 10 pants and boy’s medium shirts. I also have 5 children in need of tennis shoes. M looking for $ to purchase a new pair for them (plan to buy cheapest I can find). Please let me know ASAP so that I can get them to these families quickly. Thanks. Robin
FIESTA!!!! On September 5 at 6:30pm we would like to invite everyone who worked this year’s VBS in some capacity to come for a Fiesta Celebration here at the church. No children please (if at all possible). We’ll have some good food and drink for you and would like to have your input on ideas for next year’s VBS. We need your impression of things you saw that worked well and those things that didn’t. This type of meeting is so important for the success of next year’s VBS. Please RSVP Robin (829-2601) so she knows how much food she needs. NO ONE HAS TOLD ME THEY WILL BE THERE.PERHAPS NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN HAVING FOOD? STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. Thanks.
Baptism: Those of you who were baptized last week please write down your full name (as it will be written on your certificate) and turn it in to Pastor or Robin. The fellowship was so good! We have the best church We enjoy your company so much!
Game Night Fellowship: Let’s get together for some fun. September 15 at 7pm, here at the church. Adults only. Bring something to eat and cards, board games, or whatever you like to play.
The Never Ending Battle
1. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream an Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “And as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
2. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And woman went from size 6 to 14.
3. So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
4. God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
5. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food”.
6. God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
7. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with n nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
8. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.
9. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs.
(From the Internet – Author Unknown)